Where is Ja?!

New nickname for Ivanka: Challah

Why? She’s Jewish bre(a)d

Poor minded George seems to be the opposite of Curious George.

Also, depending on your lighting situation, you might want to think about shine through keycaps or not.

Shine through keycaps are a lot brighter. For me, I had shine through first and when I switched to non-shine through, I was surprised by how much more I had to turn up the back light to see anything in the dark.

More like a revenue loss and a bigger revenue loss place.

Why yes

Cop: say woof.

Dog: what, right now?

Cop: yeah.

Dog: but I don’t smell anything…

Cop: I’ll give you a treat.

Dog: woof woof woof!

Expl-AI-n itself is a pun. With the letters AI in the word explain capitalized, readers can infer that artificial intelligence is being used to explain jokes.

Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.

1st one, won a dollar. Cool.

2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!

3rd one, won a dollar. ???

4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”

Fo’ shizzle

Wow, sorry to hear about her grandma! Kristy is so lucky to have you!

sell my car

Listen, you only live once. Ladies like Kristy are totally worth the inconvenience of selling your car and the difficulties that will definitely result from this impulsive action. I hope you enjoy the trip to sunny Hawaii together!

So… A fetallini?

So much so that ducks have developed evolutionary defenses.

For example, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

Maybe summarize it into a top 5 list?