Can I borrow a dollar

Sparky can get it

Leave Jesus out of this. He’s busy cleaning my pool

Life hack, you are absurdly drunk at 3am asking for French toast and Cheerios. Me 1, Hotel 0

U guys have vodka?!

Then I drive another 3 miles to taco bell then I drive 20 miles to save 3 cents per gallon on $50 worth of gas, then I do workout victory burnouts in the parking lot. I DO IT BIG NINJA

It’s the last thing you will see before I hug you into oblivion

Alright, smell ya later. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

I would if it was me mista. Ain’t no rest for the wicked. It was a play on some lyrics. https://youtu.be/HKtsdZs9LJo?feature=shared

How much money you got boy? If you pay the right price, your employee will be nice.

“So are you going to let me cum in your ass or not?”

Damn Juneteenf sucks

R/dontputyourdickinthat

OneDrive=Ransomware

We don’t take too kindly to vegans round Arby’s

United we stand

You went too far with Arby’s

Have you ever seen contact lenses?