“Nature, uh, finds a way.”

Lol, yikes, that guy was all “sarcasm liked the Internet” like it was his religion and he was 💯% wrong. It’s like, check out my next Ted talk on how onomatopeia killed the telegram. Lol, can you imagine? 💀💀💀 (/s, obvi 🙄)

That’s not a great comparison, because no mass murderer on death row has ever come close to the level of deaths this CEO is responsible for.

Also, it’s bespoke. That should add another zero.

I’m not crying, someone’s cutting garlic.

Remember, if they bite you, you only have a minute to kill yourself.

Oh, sorry about that. My wife and I use that follow up when we compliment each other, but it’s probably not well known enough to just use randomly on the Internet.

But it’s a reference to a flight of the concords song https://youtu.be/YwFPJ2AWrEU?si=1kAt6OcO_1Sy_Nbp

You’re really good at critiquing social media posts. I got another here. You’re good at finding shortcuts around this part of town.

I think he’s mistaken. Those relics are green, so clearly they boost HP. (or maybe stamina)

A meta comic about loss. Daring today, aren’t we?

She doesn’t LOOK bored…

Edit: she look crazy

But they won’t even disclose that ACORN stands for Asynchronous Connector for Optical Relay Network!? Sounds like they were bought out by Big Oak…

I feel like there might be an emerging market for a car company that makes new, safe cars with very low tech computer systems.

Ah who am I kidding, I wish there was a market for all kinds of functional-but-not-enshittified products out there, but the complete lack of them shows the entrenched powers that be will stomp out any attempt to upset the terrible status quo.

Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh…

…but you really said it?

I like the idea behind the comic, but I had the same initial thought as the previous commenter. I think maybe the comic shouldn’t have used a very well known phrase that has a different legal definition.

Using a potato to take a picture of a burger. Nice.

Wowzers, 25g? I’d just be happy to be alive if I took one thousand of the 25 mg tablets.

Smart developer: let’s make the label an 8 inch square so it won’t fit in any mug.

Haha, sorry about that, but we only do it with ideas we really like and want to spend more time thinking about, if that helps 😄

Honestly now that you mention it, yeah, a few hundred elephants growing in the same spot almost instantly would accelerate the outer ones to a very high speed. It’d probably end up being more like a wet, chunky mini-nuke.