https://youtu.be/LZAFo4jXhW0

I should download an IRC client. Is mIRC still around?

No, that was the 2001 election webpage. You’re thinking of tubgirl.

Yep. My only issue is finding fun key caps for the Ctrl Alt and Fn keys that are smaller than normal.

-Groucho Marx

Just like it’s spelled.

Does that maintain paragraph breaks?

I love that there are people that even know So, I Married An Axe Murderer.

Hey, y’all, ____ here.

Go to your public library and rent a movie for free.

Damn. This is a good one.

There is a lot to be said for being a jack of all trades. I can do a lot of things in my day-to-day life with relative ease, like cooking a meal or working on my car. I also enjoy reading the news and understanding what it says, and if there is something that I’m unsure of, I know where to go to find out what I’m missing. If I were really good with one thing, sure, I’d potentially have a higher paying job in that field, but I’d be missing out on a lot of other things.

Is there any bonus for hitting 4/5?

The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.

1, 2, 5!

I want this this person playing the piano in my tavern.

Damn! Hell yeah!

Yeah, but Joy got out of it in like 5 minutes. If I know sadness, it’ll float right out while eating my last cheez-it.

Oh, I get to roll a character? Well, let’s see… I think I’ll be a ranger. And I’ll be drow. And for my backstory I was an orphan who was abused by the city guard and all of the other orphans so I have no friends and I have a dagger that I found that gives me invisibility for 1d4 hours once per day and I can talk to animals but mostly cats and they tell me when there is treasure or mice around and I don’t trust anyone but the cats and I don’t have any goals for my life so if an adventure pops up I’ll be the one walking to the bar to find a person to sleep with and…

Yeah, motherfuckers. That’s how it feels.

WotC and AI generated art.