The secret to milfs is see the person behind the thotness. Let them know you see beyond their mask.

Then forget that at the opportune moment

Yeah, that’s a good one.

Boot Liquor on SomaFM is full of working people music, with an emphasis on the drinkin and dyin side of the genre.

The yoga milfs I spend my time with get their stylish and sensible yoga clothes off the discount rack at the outlet mall, thank you very much.

Just lay off the fizzy lifting drinks a bit

It’s not condescending if it is true.

It’s just rude.

Your goal post just moved. Need some help keeping it in place?

I’m still working through that phase in my 50’s.

Yeah, people freak out when I wave it all about, though. A lot to process for most people of ordinary experience.

You are all unlucky I choose to put them on before leaving the house.

I mean, that’s the literal meaning of low luck, right?

Sucks to be you, I guess?

https://www.webstaurantstore.com/hampton-farms-25-lb-unsalted-in-shell-peanuts/

No salt though. Gotta work harder to get the salted version.

If I have to explain to someone what a polder is, I am afraid there is no hope for them.

The technical term is “scaroused”.

I had a similar thought earlier.

https://slrpnk.net/post/19457963

I get that this is a funny, but this is also bucket-of-crabs thinking.

Naan desu ka.

ナーンですか

“You know, for kids!”

Do the memes justify the ends? What if it never ends? All we have are memes.

Beans, beans! GREAT for your heart!