Apparently people do that on Facebook marketplace, they post ads of rare cars they know the physical location of to recruit people to steal them

I feel i’m kinda vaccinated against the junior feeling because week 2 of my first job out of college, I crashed both sides of a cluster, leaving the client’s factory responsible for half of their European production dead for 3 days.

I panicked for a few days then they asked me to do an incident report and I thought I was cooked and then literally nothing happened to me. Nowadays if shit hits the fan at 16h59 then I’m gone at 17h00 anyway and so should everybody that’s bothered by the smell.

Si tu veux te barrer, dm ton CV. Je te présenterais bien l’entreprise mais au point où t’en es je sais que tu t’en fous donc c’est toi qui voit

Waffle tweet moment

https://youtu.be/Erp8IAUouus explains it pretty well

Anti-aliasing moment

Pretty much all monitoring solutions on the market track cert expiration nowadays. I get an alert when any of my certs have <5 days left

The actual NAND gate if you even care 🙄

Reminder that the US marines have the second largest air force on the planet, right after the US air force.

Waffle tweet moment

I’m sorry I don’t make the memes I just steal them

Mine was “yeah, die” whenever I typed yeah

Also works in vs code btw

The 3DS used to be hacked using a QR code that was scanned using the game cubic ninja (it used QR codes as a medium for sharing levels). The interpreter had a basic memory safety bug, so you could trigger a ROP chain using a malformed QR code to get ACE. This was of course voluntary by the user (and cubic ninja was hard to get because it was not a commercial success) but that qualifies, I guess.

Then they found out the 3ds browser uses a WebKit version from 2003 and nowadays you just go to a website lol

Quite the opposite. That video by mattkc (iirc) repeatedly and unequivocally says that to make this work, he made his pc save the binary and explicitly run it using a python script, because doing it natively would be fucking insane

In fact, the more like adobe tools it is, the more likely it is to be adopted by adobe users. One of the most often cited reasons for not switching to linux by individuals (ie not businesses) is “I need Photoshop/clip studio paint/premiere”. Literally those exact tools but FOSS would bring more artists to linux.

Yes, but my point is that there exist timezones when 7am is midnight nowhere.

Isn’t there some weird ahh timezones that are 45 minutes apart and technically 7 AM there is midnight nowhere?

I got hit with the exact opposite yesterday: “gender cannot be only performative because patriarchy exists and that would mean invalidating people hurt by it”

So tiring

I regret to inform you that Coors is, in fact, miller.