wowbagger

well they were entirely made up of account executives, insurance salesmen, and management consultants so I think it’s still fair to call them “ape-descended”

I prefer sabotage that doesn’t have the potential to ignite thousands of acres of adjacent woodland. Somewhat counterproductive at that point.

Calf is a good ballpark. I think I could take a whitetail doe but not a buck, and that’s about the same range.

everything from desert to tundra to a variety of types of forest and just about every biome in between.

I’m pretty sure you can find all those things just in the state of California. Meanwhile Croatia, where this photo was taken, has about the same land area as West Virginia.

Interesting, I’ve used self checkouts all over the US and every single one has been as you described. I didn’t know there was a gun option!