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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    There’s not even any dirt on potatoes. They must pressure wash them, (you also don’t eat them raw).

    • @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7•1 year ago

      I still give them a good rinse and rub with a sponge.

    • z500
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      8•1 year ago

      I worked in a produce department for a bit and the lettuce definitely had dirt and the occasional bug in it before we trimmed and rinsed it

      • @Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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        20•1 year ago

        You should know that lettuce is not a potato then.

        • @Perilous@lemmynsfw.com
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          8•1 year ago

          Mind = Blown

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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          deleted by creator

        • @dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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          Source?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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        6•1 year ago

        Lettuce is also the most common vegetable to be infected by salmonella.

        • @instamat@lemmy.world
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          All lettuce or certain varieties?

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