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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

The man can’t help himself

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The man can’t help himself

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • cheesymoonshadow
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    30•1 year ago

    Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.

    • @PeePantsMcgee@lemm.ee
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      3•1 year ago

      I finally stopped peeing off the porch when I killed 2 rose bushes. Now I walk 2 steps off the porch and kill the grass

    • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Ok, just piss in the corner then.

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