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Track_Shovel to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish • 10 months ago

I’m buying frozen pizza from now on rule

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I’m buying frozen pizza from now on rule

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Track_Shovel to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish • 10 months ago
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  • @remotelove@lemmy.caM
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    103•10 months ago

    Or someone slapped their cock on it.

    • @saigot@lemmy.ca
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      19•10 months ago

      I don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!

      • @remotelove@lemmy.caM
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        7•10 months ago

        This is the root cause analysis we live for.

      • Janet
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        2•10 months ago

        slid it in

      • @GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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        4•10 months ago

        I’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.

    • @Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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      21•10 months ago

      Or that.

      • @remotelove@lemmy.caM
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        17•10 months ago

        I want to believe!

        • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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          6•10 months ago

          Username checks out.

      • @nexussapphire@lemm.ee
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        9•10 months ago

        We’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

    • @czech@lemm.ee
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      20•10 months ago

      Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

      • @variants@possumpat.io
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        10•10 months ago

        after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

      • @occhionaut@lemmy.world
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        4•10 months ago

        no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

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