• @Soup@lemmy.world
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    1010 days ago

    We were joking about this with one of our trans friends and at one point I said “well now we gotta get [friend] pregnant!” and I swear the look on their face was the most genuine warm excitement, like a child overhearing their parent tell another that they’re thinking about ordering pizza for dinner.

    Can’t say no to that face; we must use our powers of science to make this happen.

    • @ameancow@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      So you suggested banging your friend and they got excited. I mean, go for it or don’t be a tease. They write whole posts on reddit about this kind of stuff and it always has the most simple resolution.

      Use protection.

      Or don’t. I ain’t your momma.

      Not that you should be thinking of your momma during any of this.

      Unless you want to, I mean, whatever goes on in your own head is your own business.

      But it is kinda weird how you’re obsessed with your mother.

        • Jerkface (any/all)
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          It follows from that: the person with no partners does the most procreation. If my leaving the pool leaves more for you, then so does the next person who leaves the pool, and so on until it’s just you having infinite babies.