So you suggested banging your friend and they got excited. I mean, go for it or don’t be a tease. They write whole posts on reddit about this kind of stuff and it always has the most simple resolution.

Use protection.

Or don’t. I ain’t your momma.

Not that you should be thinking of your momma during any of this.

Unless you want to, I mean, whatever goes on in your own head is your own business.

But it is kinda weird how you’re obsessed with your mother.