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That shit was peak comedy when I was a kid

And the fire part sucks

I force so many of my introvert friends to do shit and they love me for it.

Crabs is women lobsters is men. I don’t know why. I saw a stand up bit that was similar to that and often wondered if they got it from there or if it’s like a franchise thing. The bartender said he had no idea.

The crab had a skirt on and the lobster had a suit and bow tie on. So that tipped you off I guess haha

Yeah who TF takes it home with them?!

I mean it’s sylvan lake so. Yeah probably.

There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.

I have a buddy who’s in a metal band named Vlad, and his stage name is Vlad the Inhaler, which makes me laugh every time.

A sequel to “I heard about a video so I searched it online but every video I click on is just some form of reaction video”

Have you never heard of double anal?

That makes sense. Thanks!

I’ve got a raging clue

Yeah. I run my own contracting company now and have managed to be super organized lol

Seriously putting the effort in and doing these things over and over again, reinforcing it in my head, for two decades helped me really get my adhd in control. It took like ten years for me to feel like I made any progress though, and I felt like a hopeless moron. But it started to work. I never tried medication for mine and I’m glad now that I didn’t.

I don’t use it because I don’t trust it to be accurate. Also I am old enough to remember y2k fellow old man.

Lol seriously. The personal info scams have to be hitting some kind of ceiling by now, like with these diminishing returns what else could they possibly want that can translate into profit at this point?

This should be the new “I receive you receive” meme template

I also like blue rare steak tho so I feel this

Looks like the villain in a 90’s stoner movie about snowboarding