Truly, the Swiss army knife of explosives.

Asgard approved!

Not only will not touch you, I will avoid eye contact and make myself as small as possible in my seat for fear of unwantingly touching you. Then i would apologize a lot for some reason

😑 every day we stray further from God’s light edit:typo

Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack

Posthumously…so he died? Rip loyal delivery driver

“Crypto for Christ” was right there and they blew right past it.

Ya like jazz?

“It’s not going to work out, I only date guys that can type over 100 wpm.”

Men want one two things, and it’s fucking refreshing.

And the cannons can detect if they’re native to Wisconsin or not and dish out death accordingly. Really helpful against burrowed units too.

This post is a fever dream and I’m all for it!

Arent cheetahs naturally docile and friendly towards humans? Maybe you would just want pets after your cheetah-plasty

I love God so much he took the kids and filed a restraining order against me.

Ahh I should have made the title “Jars of Clay,” it’s just that was the first christian rock band that popped into my head during the terrifying PTSD nightmares I regularly experience. After long road trips with my southern Baptist mother, I am forever scarred.

You have to travel the world attending holy Communion with your Jesus radar to find the sacred Jesus Balls to summon the mighty Shen- I mean Jesus. He will grant you one wish, unless of course we have a Dende situation, then you get multiple wishes. Too many evil wishes summons evil Shen- I mean the Devil.

Trust fall your way into a savage mauling from Siegfried and Roy’s pet tiger.

Any of these, try to hold onto your sanity!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/WOW_The_90s

He’s very insecure and needs modestly talented, failed pop stars to cheer him up and boost his confidence.