Bet the boss strolled by and grabbed a free meal that day.

We just want everyone here to ask themselves “can I do more for the company”.

We’re a big family here.

Overtime isn’t required, but we really encourage it.

Here is your bonus this year, thanks for your hard work (bonus is literally less than yearly inflation).

And other fun company bullshit that we get to experience.

It teaches parents just as much (or maybe even more) as kids, it exposes many people to a different culture and it’s a great way to bond with your children compared to say a book on parenting.

Plus that theme song has burned its way into my brain… Bingo!

It’s the land of opportunity guys!

Sony has some deep pockets I guess

Use them or lose them

Nah that is another myth, it will just make it harder for your sauce to stick to your pasta. Add salt and it won’t stick together.

As a pitcher, I serve up plenty of beanballs, so I know good beans when I see them. Bean-Bay Beans. They’re the beaniest.

“ascertained that the defendant was operating said vehicle in an intoxicated condition in that his eyes were bloodshot and glassy, a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage was emanating from his breath, he was unable to divide attention”

Erhm… so he had Tunnel Vision?

The guy just needs to be patting himself on the back in that image and it would be perfect.

Thinks being nice is more important than winning. What a cope!

Dialect coach Meier understands the appeal of the idea that 17th-Century speech patterns have been perfectly preserved an ocean away. “It is a delightful and attractive myth that Shakespeare’s language got fossilised” in parts of the US.

Not a great source honestly, was expecting more of a linguistic study rather than this. Even the article doesn’t entirely agree this is true.

English is a living language that has continued to evolve within its country of origin. Is your point that because the American dialect hasn’t evolved as much suddenly makes it better somehow?

Additionally, English is the most common language on the planet and there are many dialects, but no one outside of England can claim theirs is the “correct form of english” because it’s not their language.

Okay. Do you have a source on that? Be interested to see how they could confirm that

At what point in time? the language is nearly 1400 years old.

Same, it can be really interesting. I hardly remember my dreams so to hear other people in a way makes up for that.

Rod looking high af in that photo

Reminds me of my time working in checkout.

Checkout across from me was closed and a trolley put in the lane to block it off. While serving a woman with her kid, the little shit was fucking up my counter. He knocked over my water bottle and messed up my stacked pamphlets. I asked the woman to get him to stop and she told him off, but as she left the kid turned around and smacked my pamphlets again, laughed and as he went to run away he ran straight into the trolley across from me and clothes-lined himself on the handle HARD. I laughed my ass off right in the little shits face as he cried, his mother just grabbed him by the arm and walked off…

Great times.

Literal dozens!

I feel that’s going to be my only option; Rather than filtering him out entirely. That said he will continue to pop up in my feed no matter what I do unfortunately.

But I can live with that.