… this makes me slightly suspicious that you are, in fact, a deodorant taste tester.

Yeah I should have put a /s on mine, I don’t actually think you were being elitist

The only reason you pronounce the H is because at some point the brits decided dropping the H made you sound low class. So congrats on perpetuating the elitism

“Sorry Timmy, I’ll buy you ice cream on the way home if you don’t tell mom I was rooting against you”

Take 1d4 piercing + 10d10 psychic damage

14

I need a full story about this now