Poor Steam Deck™

I got this for you, I hope you like it

Same here, and usually I’m fine with it, like it’s just below my sus level in the dreams.

Waking up in some kind of endless pillow realm would distress me more than on an oil rig.

No no I want to see Hawaii landlocked now.

Nah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don’t wake. Better incentive.

You’ve sold me, I need it