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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    I think I’m going to continue washing apples, cucumbers, things like that.

    • @aulin@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      You didn’t wash fruits and vegetables until Covid came?

      • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        When I got home from the store and in soap and water? No. It was a rinse off with water when you ate it.

        • @aulin@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          Okay. Phew. I was hoping no one just ate everything without a rinse. But soap? Really?

    • @JargonWagon@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      Always wash the dirty dozen!

      • Strawberries
      • Spinach
      • Kale, Collard and Mustard Greens
      • Peaches
      • Pears
      • Nectarines
      • Apples
      • Grapes
      • Bell and Hot Peppers
      • Cherries
      • Blueberries
      • Green Beans
      • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Well that’s pesticides. My list is related to warehouse gunk, rats, people coughing on them, etc.

        *PSA: to get rid of pesticides soak in baking soda bath. They break down.

        • nifty
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          4•1 year ago

          It’s not just pesticides. You can get residual germs from bad agricultural practices, which is why we get E. coli and listeria outbreaks from vegetables.

          • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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            Yes but the “dirty dozen” specifically refers to pesticides.

          • Carl
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            1•1 year ago

            John Oliver torched a head of lettuce, while talking about that. https://youtu.be/Za45bT41sXg

        • @JargonWagon@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          I’m aware, just adding to the conversation is all

    • @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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      I was a farmer; you should. Especially potatoes and fruit.

      • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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        There’s not even any dirt on potatoes. They must pressure wash them, (you also don’t eat them raw).

        • @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          7•1 year ago

          I still give them a good rinse and rub with a sponge.

        • z500
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          8•1 year ago

          I worked in a produce department for a bit and the lettuce definitely had dirt and the occasional bug in it before we trimmed and rinsed it

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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            6•1 year ago

            Lettuce is also the most common vegetable to be infected by salmonella.

            • @instamat@lemmy.world
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              All lettuce or certain varieties?

          • @Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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            20•1 year ago

            You should know that lettuce is not a potato then.

            • @dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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              4•1 year ago

              Source?

            • @Perilous@lemmynsfw.com
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              8•1 year ago

              Mind = Blown

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    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      11•1 year ago

      I was doing it before COVID. I don’t know who’s hands have touched it or where those hands had been prior to touching it. I’m not gonna get fucked up by Typhoid Mary picking her ass and then touching something I plan to eat.

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